Walter Patterson Movies
- 2007
Garbanzo Gas
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When a lucky cow wins an all expense paid weekend at a local hotel, it can’t believe its good fortune. It gets to relax, unwind, and avoid a trip to t...
- 2014
Giuseppe Makes a Movie
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While the rest of America slept, DIY filmmaker/musician Giuseppe Andrews has made over 30 experimental features. Set in some demented alternate univer...
- 2004
Who Flung Poo
Who Flung Poo5.52004HD
An artist named Poo paints chicken pot pies with the excrement of homeless people. With the help of an adult filmmaker in his drug rehab course, he ho...
- 2004
5th Wheel
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On his 62nd birthday, confirmed lazybones Herbopolus grabs his nest egg and buys himself a new trailer, a fine 5th Wheel. Now all he has to do is sit...
- 1999
Touch Me in the Morning
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"Touch Me In The Morning" is the story of "Coney Island McGuire" a "change of life baby" son of an alcoholic jail bird father and "flatulence freak" m...
- 2003
Wiggly Harris
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Wiggly Harris is a volunteer worker at a senior citizen's home. Due to his obsession with stealing wigs, Wiggly has a warrant out for his arrest. Frea...
- 2007
Golden Embers
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When we first meet the characters from Golden Embers, they are people in transition. One is a bride to be, hoping her ex-addict brother can stay sober...
- 2003
Trailer Town
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Trailer Town is a unique motion picture experience, truly unlike anything you've seen before. A sexual interpretation of inner violence, about out-of-...
- 2008
Airplane Pillows
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"Baby Swiss is obsessed with a strange science fiction film. She fantasies about living in its futuristic ideals, and keeps a separate DVD copy in a s...
- 2004
Babysitter
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Plop - named after the sound he made upon his birth - is a notorious infant caregiver wanted by the police. Apparently, unwitting parents (including a...
- 2003
Dad's Chicken
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Black Jesus just can’t take it any more. He hates his dying wife and his transsexual son - but not for the reasons you think. She won’t let him obsess...
- 2006
Ants
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A young man who likes to Rollerblade must face the fact that the documentary about ants his father is making might is driving his father insane.
- 2006
Long Row to Hoe
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Tired of living under a bridge like a troll, middle-aged homeless man Ronzoni decides to reconnect with his roots. Buying a bowling ball as a Christma...
- 2008
Orzo
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“Toggle Switch is a little person living in a world of her own design. Deadly with pets, and equally unhinged with her family, she spends her days wat...
- 2006
Period Piece
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Following multiple plotlines with an unique assortment of tragicomic characters living along the Ventura Highway. There’s the retired police office,...
- 2006
Doily's Summer of Freak Occurrences
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Doily lives with his psychic wife Haley Comet. She does readings, and has sex with clients on the side. He spends his days dishing with his friends Te...
- 2002
In Our Garden
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60 year old widow and cystic fibrosis sufferer Daisy (Gayle Wells) hooks up with crack addicted lonely ex-cop Rick (Walt Dongo) in a trailer park roma...
- 2004
Tater Tots
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Material from this film (as well as other sequences previously shot but never used in other films) were eventually edited into what became Period Piec...
- 2011
Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self
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A man dies of cat food poisoning and has a panoramic life review.
- 2008
Schoof
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The country is at war over a natural resource. The strange cosmic force known as "Schoof" is slowly making the human race insane. The news has ceased...